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Monday, August 31, 2009

Round and Golden

Round and Golden, Big and Beautiful, Two stunning one Ad......

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Welcome Home Part II

Speak Lebanese, not Arabic, eat olives and pickles, drink water and narguile, we get it already.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Daily Special

No Bones, please.......
No Hairs, please.......
2 for the price of 1, please.....

Friday, August 28, 2009

Say When

If you see basketballs, guitars, brassieres,ties, stilletos,microphones,CD's,hats, sunglasses or moccasins floating in your beer bottle, please let your friend drive you home or call a taxi. Friends don't let friends drive hallucinating.........

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

Beirut's security situation continues to show signs of improvement. This Nutella truck travels freely without any security vehicles or police escorts. How Brave!

Monday, August 24, 2009

In your dreams.......

Lebanese women scrubbing pots or using powertools............ (Tefal)
Lebanese women wearing black trash bags.......Ew!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Summer Reading

Boy meets girl....well, sorta.
Girl meets mirror.....
Not so fast, she's checking out the waiter.....
Maybe they'll make a movie.......

Monday, August 17, 2009

A Perennial Favorite

Exotica delivers.......
Great ads.....

Consider this your "Thank you" note!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

All Men are Perfect

"Perfect Men need The Perfect Cigar"

All men are perfect, just ask them...

or ask their mothers....

or maybe their mistresses....

their wives...not so much.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Doctor, My Eyes....

Sometimes the sign looks like this......

and sometimes it looks like this.......

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch China

Wasn't that nice of them to fill that otherwise ugly median with nice summer colors?
Tha Tha Tha Thanks!!!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

El Stoppo!

Multiple Choice
A.) This is the cover of a romance novel
B.) He has a gun to his neck
C.) This cowboy knows the power of good

Call me,ok?

Great News! Traveling abroad?
You never have to miss a single
misscall while you're away!

Welcome Home!

Avoid expensive roaming and start paying the same sky-high rates as the rest of us.

8 Crazy Nights

1st Stop, Lebanon, then on to The Netherlands, Belgium, Russia, Finland, Denmark and Norway.
Take enough to last.

Don't hurt anyone...

This just gives new meaning to the phrase,
"I need my hair fixed."
BTW, that's a really big tool you have there
Mr. Omar.

What took you so long?

There's nothing like the sudden death
of the King of Pop to make me thirsty.
Thanks for reminding me.

A Tree Grows In Lebanon

Smart tree grew in just the right spot, cute.