Add 30+ school kids in matching uniforms, each facing in opposite directions. leave the sliding door open as you buzz through narrow side streets, make sure the driver is chain smoking, add some dings and dents and please paint this classic beauty that funky blue color and THEN you'll be 200% Lebanese! (No Bumper? No Hubcaps? Add 25%!!)
Have you seen the cars coming into Port Beirut? Think Demolition Derby, only to later appear in the finest car lots. You can fix(ok, refurbish) anything in Lebanon. Perhaps you've heard of Bourj Hammoud or the Annual Rebuild Lebanon Conference at BIEL. Rumor has it even Beirut was destroyed and rebuilt 7 times. Yeah, we get it, really nothing new.