Oral Pleasure

Ahhhhh....mmmmm

It's Lebanese Ya3ni

7abibi!

Deadlifts With Proper Technique

As demonstrated here using the all-purpose Spring Collection Handbag.

Endangered Wildlife

Decorate your home with love....and dead animals.

I Am The Walrus

Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo ga joob...make any sense? I didn't think so!

Another Satisfied Customer

Yes! Yes! Finally!

What's Your Favorite Color?

Hamra!

Beirut Nightlife

Valet Parking in Gemmayze.

Happy Mother's Day

Art Nouveau

Free face painting and balloons with purchase!

Fair Trade Agreement

...and you gave her backache,stretchmarks,swollen feet,

indigestion,morning sickness,exhaustion,constipation,

weight gain,bloating,dry skin,hair loss,

 hormonal mood swings,pain,varicose veins....

Bouncing Baby

Just do it?

Keep On Truckin'

Flying trucks are a common sight in Lebanon. No special oil is needed.

Luckily, most trucks are equipped with melodic high pitched horns,

which both alert and terrify you simultaneously.

Preposition Proposition

Of.

Lebanon's Weather

Let's just say that things are heating up.

Farewell.....

Advertising loses one of their own.

Antoine Choueiri

(1939-       )

Legends never die.

The Price Is Right

She has a right to her jewelry..ok....

and he will be waiting for.......a little tit for tat.......quid pro quo,

 if you will!

Ad Nauseum

What moms give their children has little to do with genetic traits.

What children give their moms this year most likely will not say Exotica.

Exotica Ad Controversy Link

Buy One Get One Free

Is this Captain Jack Sparrow? Edward Scissorhands? Nope.

Meet Captain Jack Scissorhands along with a crew of neatly groomed pirates, of course.

(Thanks to a reader for sharing)

Sign Language

The British flag T-shirt and hanging scissors.......Bloody brilliant! Innit?

Can You Stand an Egg on Edge During the Spring Equinox?

Maybe not, but in Lebanon you can stand a pearl earring on its end.

Ski Lebanon

 

Good news! The model sees his shadow and according to legend there will be 6 more weeks of winter!

Middle East Arms Race

Hours in the gym with dumbbells?

Or is your body from your Mama?

Beirut #1 Destination City In The World

Welcome! Make your plans now for 2010! 

We gladly accept most major credit cards as well as 

euros, dollars,dinars,riyals,dirhams,francs,yen,kroner,

pesos,pounds,rubles,rupees,shekels, yes, shekels!

Faux-ward Drive

You can't fool us, we know a real car when we see it!