Friday, April 30, 2010

Waist Not Want Not

bra (12)                                     From the waist up……vichy                                    From the waist down…..

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Staying In Shape

            bra (4)
                           What’s the secret? Push-ups!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Is Beirut Safe?

Some might say it's risky.....Risque is the better word.

                                          

Strike A Pose

seif (6)
Cross your legs, point your toes,raise your arms over your head,       Look slimmer instantly! Trouble spots are trouble no more!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Beirut Burlesque Week

This season kicks off with a warning...Keep your eyes on the road!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Do You See What I See?

Road hazard? Referee?
 
or Couture?

Sunday, April 25, 2010

CC Me

CC says carbon copy and if you want to CC the CC, the CC to CC is certainly Chanel.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Space Age Technology

Furry tennis balls are common, although for indoor play,
hairless balls are recommended. Less mess too!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Beach Accessories

Beach ball....beach towel...suntan lotion....sunglasses...stilettos.....

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

New Beginnings

and from now on...if you can't afford your manoushe cocktail.. you can pay for your jibneh today and your zaatar tomorrow.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Beirut Zoo

Beirut doesn't have a zoo...
and wild animals have very strong instincts....
to avoid ovens, stoves,cooktops, open flames or any device
 which might cook them.


Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Time And Time Again

 Timeless Pleasure repeats itself.
Cote d'Or and Ghirardelli Chocolate
Who had it first?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Body Of Evidence

Concludes that Lebanese have great genes.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Game Of Life

Of all possible positions in Chess, sleeping is not one of them.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Coming Attractions

"Pursuit of Happiness"
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

Saturday, April 10, 2010

X and Y Coordinates

Where 2 lines cross is called their point of intersection.
Perhaps a parallel postulate?

Thursday, April 8, 2010

If You Know What I Mean

I might be losing my.....hair
I might show signs of fatigue
I  might look different now
I might look like I've been fighting
but this is a fight I hope to win
and I'm still beautiful
and I have hope.
Looks? That's for fashion models and photoshop.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Don't Let Go

"When you reach the end of your rope.....
..tie a knot in it and hang on." Thomas Jefferson

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Getting Trashed

Throwing away the future. 

Monday, April 5, 2010

Quick Decisions

3 seconds to decide...3 years to pay...forever to ask yourself...
"Why the rush?"

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter!

Now chicken restaurants and hamburger joints....
Can stop pretending to be seafood shops!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Truth In Advertising

This giant billboard...
for ABC Mall - Debayeh
Is the Mall!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Concealed Identity II

 Will this involve candles, soft music and wine?

Concealed Identity

 
Are those Press-On Nails?