Round and Golden

Round and Golden, Big and Beautiful, Two stunning Timepieces....in one Ad......

Welcome Home Part II

Speak Lebanese, not Arabic, eat olives and pickles, drink water and narguile, we get it already.

Daily Special

No Bones, please.......
No Hairs, please.......
2 for the price of 1, please.....

Say When

If you see basketballs, guitars, brassieres,ties, stilletos,microphones,CD's,hats, sunglasses or moccasins floating in your beer bottle, please let your friend drive you home or call a taxi. Friends don't let friends drive hallucinating.........

Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

Beirut's security situation continues to show signs of improvement. This Nutella truck travels freely without any security vehicles or police escorts. How Brave!

In your dreams.......

Lebanese women scrubbing pots or using powertools............ (Tefal)

Lebanese women wearing black trash bags.......Ew!

Do svidaniya

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Delicate Question

Does the Lingerie Programme operate at the same time as the Antibacterial programme?

Summer Reading

Boy meets girl....well, sorta.
Girl meets mirror.....
Not so fast, she's checking out the waiter.....
Maybe they'll make a movie.......

H1N1...H1N1....H1N1.....H1N1

Bon Appetit!

A Perennial Favorite

Exotica delivers.......
Great ads.....

Consider this your "Thank you" note!

All Men are Perfect

"Perfect Men need The Perfect Cigar"


All men are perfect, just ask them...

or ask their mothers....

or maybe their mistresses....

their wives...not so much.

Doctor, My Eyes....

Sometimes the sign looks like this......

and sometimes it looks like this.......

Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch China

Wasn't that nice of them to fill that otherwise ugly median with nice summer colors?

Tha Tha Tha Thanks!!!

El Stoppo!

Multiple Choice
A.) This is the cover of a romance novel
B.) He has a gun to his neck
C.) This cowboy knows the power of good
sunscreen

Call me,ok?

Great News! Traveling abroad?
You never have to miss a single
misscall while you're away!

Welcome Home!

Avoid expensive roaming and start paying the same sky-high rates as the rest of us.

8 Crazy Nights

1st Stop, Lebanon, then on to The Netherlands, Belgium, Russia, Finland, Denmark and Norway.
Take enough to last.

Don't hurt anyone...

This just gives new meaning to the phrase,

"I need my hair fixed."

BTW, that's a really big tool you have there

Mr. Omar.

What took you so long?

There's nothing like the sudden death

of the King of Pop to make me thirsty.

Thanks for reminding me.

A Tree Grows In Lebanon

Smart tree grew in just the right spot, cute.