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Friday, April 30, 2010
Waist Not Want Not
From the waist up……
From the waist down…..
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Staying In Shape
What’s the secret? Push-ups!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Is Beirut Safe?
Some might say it's risky.....Risque is the better word.
Strike A Pose
Cross your legs, point your toes,raise your arms over your head, Look slimmer instantly! Trouble spots are trouble no more!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Beirut Burlesque Week
This season kicks off with a warning...Keep your eyes on the road!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Do You See What I See?
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Road hazard? Referee?
or Couture?
Sunday, April 25, 2010
CC Me
CC says carbon copy and if you want to CC the CC, the CC to CC is certainly Chanel.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Space Age Technology
Furry tennis balls are common, although for indoor play,
hairless
balls
are recommended. Less mess too!
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Beach Accessories
Beach ball....beach towel...suntan lotion....sunglasses...stilettos.....
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
New Beginnings
and from now on...if you can't afford your manoushe cocktail.. you can pay for your jibneh today and your zaatar tomorrow.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Beirut Zoo
Beirut doesn't have a zoo...
and wild animals have very strong instincts....
to avoid ovens, stoves,cooktops, open flames or any device
which might cook them.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Baby Got Back
...and the receipt.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Sticky Lips
Need a tissue?
Friday, April 16, 2010
Time And Time Again
Timeless
Pleasure
repeats itself.
Cote d'Or and Ghirardelli Chocolate
Who had it first?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Body Of Evidence
Concludes that Lebanese have great genes.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
The Game Of Life
Of all possible positions in Chess, sleeping is not one of them.
It's A Bird!....It's A Plane!.....
It's a Balcony!
Monday, April 12, 2010
Coming Attractions
"Pursuit of Happiness"
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
Saturday, April 10, 2010
X and Y Coordinates
Where 2 lines cross is called their point of intersection.
Perhaps a parallel postulate?
Thursday, April 8, 2010
If You Know What I Mean
I might be losing my.....hair
I might show signs of fatigue
I might look different now
I might look like I've been fighting
but this is a fight I hope to win
and I'm still beautiful
and I have hope.
Looks? That's for fashion models and photoshop.
http://www.cccl.org.lb/
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Don't Let Go
"When you reach the end of your rope.....
..tie a knot in it and hang on." Thomas Jefferson
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Getting Trashed
Throwing away the future.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Quick Decisions
3 seconds to decide...3 years to pay...forever to ask yourself...
"Why the rush?"
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Happy Easter!
Now chicken restaurants and hamburger joints....
Can stop pretending to be seafood shops!
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Truth In Advertising
This giant billboard...
for ABC Mall - Debayeh
Is
the Mall!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Concealed Identity II
Will this involve candles, soft music and wine?
Concealed Identity
Are those Press-On Nails?
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