Free English Lessons

   Lesson 1. There are many words that have the same meaning, as in “smart” and “clever”.
Likewise when something smarts, it means something hurts, as in the first photo when Smart car was hurt when the word “smart” was used in an ad for Mini.

Beirut Sunday Times

       Mark your calendars! Sunday, May 16th!  Al Younbouh

Wardrobe Malfunction

    What’s the difference between diamond tears and real tears?
                   In this case, a few centimeters of her dress.

Going My Way?

      Hitchhiking is prohibited at most airports....even Beirut!

Heal Thyself

          Cracked heel or broken heel, does Scholl’s make superglue?

Pain Or Pleasure

A thing of beauty or instruments of torture? Check back after 8 hours!

Add 3 Inches!!

                                 Look taller instantly!

When Hell Freezes Over…

      ……camels will inspire Lebanese people to buy air conditioners.

A Rare Sighting

       Beirut Burlesque week closes with a rare sighting indeed!
                                     A One Piece!

Waist Not Want Not

                                     From the waist up……                                    From the waist down…..

Staying In Shape

           
                           What’s the secret? Push-ups!

Is Beirut Safe?

Some might say it's risky.....Risque is the better word.

                                          

Strike A Pose

Cross your legs, point your toes,raise your arms over your head,       Look slimmer instantly! Trouble spots are trouble no more!

Beirut Burlesque Week

This season kicks off with a warning...Keep your eyes on the road!

Do You See What I See?

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Road hazard? Referee?

 

or Couture?

CC Me

CC says carbon copy and if you want to CC the CC, the CC to CC is certainly Chanel.

Space Age Technology

Furry tennis balls are common, although for indoor play,

hairless balls are recommended. Less mess too!

Beach Accessories

Beach ball....beach towel...suntan lotion....sunglasses...stilettos.....

New Beginnings

and from now on...if you can't afford your manoushe cocktail.. you can pay for your jibneh today and your zaatar tomorrow.

Beirut Zoo

Beirut doesn't have a zoo...

and wild animals have very strong instincts....

to avoid ovens, stoves,cooktops, open flames or any device

 which might cook them.