Beirut Survival Guide Part I

There are many new “deals” from the local cell phone companies..                                 Deal or no deal? No deals here, we’re still paying the highest rates in the region. FYI: One misscall= yes, two misscalls= no, three misscalls= hurry up, I’m downstairs. Most Lebanese men usually avoid toupees and proudly display their baldness but then they proudly display their chest hair also. Political unrest or anything else that your embassy warned you about never stopped the party in Lebanon and neither does our slow internet.           Billboards. More Billboards. Even more Billboards.