What Are The Odds?

Currently 7 to 1. That's 7 women for every 1 man in Lebanon.

Dance Everybody!

Formula 1

So the baby bottle is supposed to make me think of the time of soft, hairless skin...

Then why does this make me think of adult diapers, pureed foods, bibs, drool, walking with help, making infantile sounds and nursing homes?

Your Prescription Is Ready

Attention deficit is a serious condition.

Yule Love This!

Take 2

or 10

Long Day At Work

Hard day at work? Try working 6 days for a low salary only to pay it all on high cell phone rates, 2 electric bills, 2 water bills and the highest gas prices in the region( thanks neighbors) and the ever increasing cost of food as well as private schools, then get back to us. Did I mention the expensive and substandard internet?

If you have any connections that could help out.......don't you have a list of who's naughty and nice?

Unfinished Business

Dear Santa, Sorry about the dirt and grime on your hat from the diesel generators.

 Decent Electricity was on our list but perhaps it didn't fit in your sleigh.

Maybe we'll forward this request to the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Climb Every Mountain

Especially if that mountain is made of ice cream and chocolate and candies.

Where Did I Put My (3-D) Glasses?

If you wear 3-D glasses, it would look like things are really coming at you,

sorta like driving in Beirut.

Warning Signs

This isn't really a typo...more of a mistuck.

Santa's Helper

                                   Please don't leave any fairy dust on the chocolates.

One Lump or Two?

                           

 Can we get some photoshop in here? Pronto!

 

Recipe for Disaster

Take a nut, then put it in a ball, be gentle with the balls, as they are easily damaged.

The balls and nuts can be hung in pairs or sometimes in a set of three.

Bond Girl?

Perhaps Bondage Girl.

A Norman Rockwell Christmas......

meets Betty Boop.

Both Sides Now

Equality in advertising.

Eastside or Westside?

 Experts have been called in to investigate suspected gang activity.

Bling bling, hand signals and secret words (White Sin= White's In) are all telltale signs.

Let's Make a Deal

Door # 1, Door # 2 or Door # 3?

Surprise!!! Gotcha!!!

Riddle Me This

When did "job" become "opportunity"?

That's How We Roll!

Heartwarming!

Freude, Schöner Götterfunken

 Ode to Joy!

Special Delivery

A nice gift for Mom....and it's not perfume!

Mamma Mia!

Don't those BIG blue eyes just grab your attention?

Thanks to a reader in Italy for sharing!!

Taking Back the Colors

One leg at a time.........okay, two legs at a time.

Italy vs Lebanon

In the Fruit Cup

http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/09/cartoon-friends.html

A Whiter Shade of Pale

"The dead girl look is over."

Red, White and Blue

"The more an object contrasts with its surroundings, the more visible it becomes."

Red on white on blue is more visible than red on pink on red.

Not to mention, 13 fingers are creepy.

Love Story

True love lasts as long as the electricity does...

then it's back to washing by hand and using your imagination.

**Dejaview**

http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/10/be-still-my-heart.html

Once More With Feeling

Oh well, nice try...there's always next year.....

Ho! Ho! Hum!

Buns Of Steel

A one-armed handstand? No, I can't!

Plan B

Because sometimes things don't line up as you planned.

http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-need-you-to-focus.html

Suspended Animation

..........and breathe.

BTW, Angelina called and wants to know who did your lips.

The Erection.....

of yet another billboard.

Isn't scaffolding intended to be temporary?

ZAP!! POW!! BAM!! CRASH!!

Holy Tight Jeans!!

Don't be fooled, Robin! Id's a trap!

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's Not a Moment to Lose!

Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel.....nana nana nana nana nana...

Hanging Around

By the moonlight.......

200% Lebanese

Add 30+ school kids in matching uniforms, each facing in opposite directions. leave the sliding door open as you buzz through narrow side streets, make sure the driver is chain smoking, add some dings and dents and please paint this classic beauty that funky blue color and THEN you'll be 200% Lebanese! (No Bumper? No Hubcaps? Add 25%!!)

Color Me Bad

Blue on Blue...

Blue on Blur...

Once Upon a Time....

Is this a Fairy? Fairy Dust? Happily Ever After? Any Trolls Hiding?

Come Again?

Huh?