Is that a Flak Jacket?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Raise The Roof
Raise the Roof ...Have a Party
Raise the Roof ....Make some Money
http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/09/evolution-of-signs-part-i.html
http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/09/evolution-of-signs-part-i.html
Friday, February 5, 2010
Law Of Attraction
I love the Jag dealership....great people.. (Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)
The sales staff at Aishti are incredible.....unbelievable service....(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)
Wow...even the valet team is wonderful to me....they washed my car!!...(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)
This lovely lady....so sweet...so genuine....and beautiful!!...(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)
It's really all about relationships and caring for others.....(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)...uh
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Red Roses For A Blue Lady
He wants to...She wants to...he's broke...her parents hate him......
She dreams of him...he doesn't know her name...
He says he'll be back for her...when he gets settled....
She says it didn't mean anything to her....she was just sad....
The phone didn't ring...no misscall......no sms...nothing.....
He has it all....except my heart....how can I see you?
Thanks for the hopeless reminders....Can we just go back to roses tied with a nice ribbon?
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Lebanon's Got Talent
This is not only athleticism but an artistic expression of what
one must do to get into a parking spot in Beirut.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Public Service Announcement II
Exercise caution around any exposed electrical wires, however,
your risk of electrical shock is greatly decreased due to the continuous power interruptions.
Even at peak the current is weak so you would only get a bit of a buzz anyway and well worth the risk if you need to "borrow" some electricity from your neighbor.
Any tape works well to make a connection, electrical tape, scotch tape, masking tape, police tape.
Really a twist tie is fine too.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall...
What's the best wine of them all?
The one with the Gold Cedar that makes you feel patriotic.
What's this question?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Reality Check
If your choices are chilling at the mall or drinking, you are most likely under 25 years old.
You are most likely male and you are most likely living at home as you earn only enough to pay your cell phone and go chill at the mall for fun with your buddies. The little blanket isn't going to give you any more options. Your mom won't appreciate you "heating things up" under your little blanket.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The Glass Half Empty or Half Full?
Good reasons to drink on the slopes.
You'll feel it more at higher altitudes and you'll feel it less if you injure yourself.
You'll feel more courageous but you'll be less coordinated.
Drink responsibly, don't drink and slide.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Closer and Closer
City Mall means traffic congestion and construction...
and if you've made it this far you probably agree with this sign.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Are You Calling Me Fat?
Blonde or Brunette? Why is the "blonde" in a small curvy shaped glass while the "brunette" is in the big round glass? Why does the "blonde" appear smaller as the "brunette" appears much larger? Just what do you mean by that Almaza?
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