Thursday, January 7, 2010

Soviet Style


Russian Fashion Roulette

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

All in the Family


Let's see...2 kids, 1 mom...and this is where it gets complicated. 1 Dad and Grandpa? 1 Dad and her brother that never married and lives with(off of) them? Broke Dad and Sugar Daddy? Dad's new boyfriend, let's just call him Uncle? Old Dad and Mom's accountant(wink-wink)? Baby Daddy and Hubby? So many possibilities?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

You Look Just Like.....

Angelina Jolie....

in Shark Tale


Monday, January 4, 2010

Bring It On!


 My money's on Leftie!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Good Luck!

New for 2010, Happy Meals will include a free baby bootie to hang on your bumper.


Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year!



Peaceful Wishes for 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

What Are The Odds?






Currently 7 to 1. That's 7 women for every 1 man in Lebanon.
Dance Everybody!


Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Formula 1


So the baby bottle is supposed to make me think of the time of soft, hairless skin...
Then why does this make me think of adult diapers, pureed foods, bibs, drool, walking with help, making infantile sounds and nursing homes?

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Your Prescription Is Ready


Attention deficit is a serious condition.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Yule Love This!


Take 2

or 10

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Long Day At Work


Hard day at work? Try working 6 days for a low salary only to pay it all on high cell phone rates, 2 electric bills, 2 water bills and the highest gas prices in the region( thanks neighbors) and the ever increasing cost of food as well as private schools, then get back to us. Did I mention the expensive and substandard internet?
If you have any connections that could help out.......don't you have a list of who's naughty and nice?


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Unfinished Business


Dear Santa, Sorry about the dirt and grime on your hat from the diesel generators.
 Decent Electricity was on our list but perhaps it didn't fit in your sleigh.
Maybe we'll forward this request to the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas


Thursday, December 24, 2009

Climb Every Mountain


Especially if that mountain is made of ice cream and chocolate and candies.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Where Did I Put My (3-D) Glasses?


If you wear 3-D glasses, it would look like things are really coming at you,
sorta like driving in Beirut.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Warning Signs


This isn't really a typo...more of a mistuck.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Santa's Helper



                                   Please don't leave any fairy dust on the chocolates.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

One Lump or Two?


                           
 Can we get some photoshop in here? Pronto!
 

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Recipe for Disaster


Take a nut, then put it in a ball, be gentle with the balls, as they are easily damaged.
The balls and nuts can be hung in pairs or sometimes in a set of three.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Bond Girl?


Perhaps Bondage Girl.