10 Feet Tall and Bulletproof

Is that a  Flak Jacket?

Equitable Distribution

What's yours is mine.......and what's mine is mine...... Fair Enough?

Raise The Roof

Raise the Roof ...Have a Party

Raise the Roof ....Make some Money
http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/09/evolution-of-signs-part-i.html

Law Of Attraction

I love the Jag dealership....great people.. (Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

The sales staff at Aishti are incredible.....unbelievable service....(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

Wow...even the valet team is wonderful to me....they washed my car!!...(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

This lovely lady....so sweet...so genuine....and beautiful!!...(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

It's really all about relationships and caring for others.....(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)...uh

 

Start Your Engines!

      March is almost here!

      http://www.plus961.com/2009/03/18/k-lynn-lingerie-winter-fashion-show-2009/

Beyrouth Liban Caricature

Oh Damn! You aren't kidding!

Message In A Bottle

 Which came first? The bottle or the story?

         If the story doesn't go well, can we get a free replacement?

 

Does Ksara make baby bottles?

Red Roses For A Blue Lady

He wants to...She wants to...he's broke...her parents hate him......

She dreams of him...he doesn't know her name...

He says he'll be back for her...when he gets settled....

She says  it didn't mean anything to her....she was just sad....

The phone didn't ring...no misscall......no sms...nothing.....

He has it all....except my heart....how can I see you?

Thanks for the hopeless reminders....Can we just go back to roses tied with a nice ribbon?

Crown Me!

With a Marzipan Rose!

**this ad inspired by........bunny with a pancake on its head

Don't Make Me Beg!

Please tell me what this is! I'm speechless!

Lebanon's Got Talent

This is not only athleticism but an artistic expression of what

 one must do to get into a parking spot in Beirut.

Tastes Like Love

or maybe it's just lust.

Arouse Your Appetite

January- Part B. Any previous resolutions are hereby cancelled.

It's Chocolate Mouth, oops, Month!

Public Service Announcement II

Exercise caution around any exposed electrical wires, however,

your risk of electrical shock is greatly decreased due to the continuous power interruptions.

Even at peak the current is weak so you would only get a bit of a buzz anyway and well worth the risk if you need to "borrow" some electricity from your neighbor.

Any tape works well to make a connection, electrical tape, scotch tape, masking tape, police tape.

Really a twist tie is fine too.

Put Your Best Face Forward

"I can't move my face. How do I look?"

    "I can't feel my face. How are the lips? Are they even?"

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall...

What's the best wine of them all?

The one with the Gold Cedar that makes you feel patriotic.

What's this question?

Reality Check

If your choices are chilling at the mall or drinking, you are most likely under 25 years old.

You are most likely male and you are most likely living at home as you earn only enough to pay your cell phone and go chill at the mall for fun with your buddies. The little blanket isn't going to give you any more options. Your mom won't appreciate you "heating things up" under your little blanket.

The Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

Good reasons to drink on the slopes.

You'll feel it more at higher altitudes and you'll feel it less if you injure yourself.

You'll feel more courageous but you'll be less coordinated.

Drink responsibly, don't drink and slide.

Closer and Closer

City Mall means traffic congestion and construction...

and if you've made it this far you probably agree with this sign.

Are You Calling Me Fat?

Blonde or Brunette? Why is the "blonde" in a small curvy shaped glass while the "brunette" is in the big round glass? Why does the "blonde" appear smaller as the "brunette" appears much larger? Just what do you mean by that Almaza?