Soviet Style

Russian Fashion Roulette

All in the Family

Let's see...2 kids, 1 mom...and this is where it gets complicated. 1 Dad and Grandpa? 1 Dad and her brother that never married and lives with(off of) them? Broke Dad and Sugar Daddy? Dad's new boyfriend, let's just call him Uncle? Old Dad and Mom's accountant(wink-wink)? Baby Daddy and Hubby? So many possibilities?

You Look Just Like.....

Angelina Jolie....

in Shark Tale

Bring It On!

 My money's on Leftie!

Good Luck!

New for 2010, Happy Meals will include a free baby bootie to hang on your bumper.

Happy New Year!

Peaceful Wishes for 2010

What Are The Odds?

Currently 7 to 1. That's 7 women for every 1 man in Lebanon.

Dance Everybody!

Formula 1

So the baby bottle is supposed to make me think of the time of soft, hairless skin...

Then why does this make me think of adult diapers, pureed foods, bibs, drool, walking with help, making infantile sounds and nursing homes?

Your Prescription Is Ready

Attention deficit is a serious condition.

Yule Love This!

Take 2

or 10

Long Day At Work

Hard day at work? Try working 6 days for a low salary only to pay it all on high cell phone rates, 2 electric bills, 2 water bills and the highest gas prices in the region( thanks neighbors) and the ever increasing cost of food as well as private schools, then get back to us. Did I mention the expensive and substandard internet?

If you have any connections that could help out.......don't you have a list of who's naughty and nice?

Unfinished Business

Dear Santa, Sorry about the dirt and grime on your hat from the diesel generators.

 Decent Electricity was on our list but perhaps it didn't fit in your sleigh.

Maybe we'll forward this request to the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Climb Every Mountain

Especially if that mountain is made of ice cream and chocolate and candies.

Where Did I Put My (3-D) Glasses?

If you wear 3-D glasses, it would look like things are really coming at you,

sorta like driving in Beirut.

Warning Signs

This isn't really a typo...more of a mistuck.

Santa's Helper

                                   Please don't leave any fairy dust on the chocolates.

One Lump or Two?

                           

 Can we get some photoshop in here? Pronto!

 

Recipe for Disaster

Take a nut, then put it in a ball, be gentle with the balls, as they are easily damaged.

The balls and nuts can be hung in pairs or sometimes in a set of three.

Bond Girl?

Perhaps Bondage Girl.