Hard day at work? Try working 6 days for a low salary only to pay it all on high cell phone rates, 2 electric bills, 2 water bills and the highest gas prices in the region( thanks neighbors) and the ever increasing cost of food as well as private schools, then get back to us. Did I mention the expensive and substandard internet?
If you have any connections that could help out.......don't you have a list of who's naughty and nice?
Add 30+ school kids in matching uniforms, each facing in opposite directions. leave the sliding door open as you buzz through narrow side streets, make sure the driver is chain smoking, add some dings and dents and please paint this classic beauty that funky blue color and THEN you'll be 200% Lebanese! (No Bumper? No Hubcaps? Add 25%!!)