Love Story

True love lasts as long as the electricity does...

then it's back to washing by hand and using your imagination.

**Dejaview**

http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/10/be-still-my-heart.html

Once More With Feeling

Oh well, nice try...there's always next year.....

Ho! Ho! Hum!

Buns Of Steel

A one-armed handstand? No, I can't!

Plan B

Because sometimes things don't line up as you planned.

http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-need-you-to-focus.html

Suspended Animation

..........and breathe.

BTW, Angelina called and wants to know who did your lips.

The Erection.....

of yet another billboard.

Isn't scaffolding intended to be temporary?

ZAP!! POW!! BAM!! CRASH!!

Holy Tight Jeans!!

Don't be fooled, Robin! Id's a trap!

Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's Not a Moment to Lose!

Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel.....nana nana nana nana nana...

Hanging Around

By the moonlight.......

200% Lebanese

Add 30+ school kids in matching uniforms, each facing in opposite directions. leave the sliding door open as you buzz through narrow side streets, make sure the driver is chain smoking, add some dings and dents and please paint this classic beauty that funky blue color and THEN you'll be 200% Lebanese! (No Bumper? No Hubcaps? Add 25%!!)

Color Me Bad

Blue on Blue...

Blue on Blur...

Once Upon a Time....

Is this a Fairy? Fairy Dust? Happily Ever After? Any Trolls Hiding?

Come Again?

Huh?

I Sea People

Have you checked for gills?

Back to Nature Part II

We don't have crocodiles, although we do have some cold-blooded varmints on the loose in Beirut.

Back to Nature

We have no Bears..... and Birds are mostly target practice....

Plant a tree...to print their pictures...so we know what they look like.

Butterfly Effect

The attack of the flesh-eating butterflies.

Could this be the first case of the dreaded 'Butterfly Flu'?

Women's Movement - Lebanon 2009

Hanging from the chandelier......

Working the pole..... Get it Gurl!

Digitally Enhanced

Does wearing black make you look smaller?

Really Not New

Thanks for the definition but this one we know...

Have you seen the cars coming into Port Beirut? Think Demolition Derby, only to later appear in the finest car lots. You can fix(ok, refurbish) anything in Lebanon. Perhaps you've heard of Bourj Hammoud or the Annual Rebuild Lebanon Conference at BIEL. Rumor has it even Beirut was destroyed and rebuilt 7 times. Yeah, we get it, really nothing new.

Arabic and Lebanese Translation

Arabic = "You fill it up" & " The first self-service station in Lebanon- Halat Autostrade."

Lebanese- 1.Time to teach your maid to pump gas and get her to clean/smear the windshield too.

2. The fantasy is the cool guy in the convertible pumping his gas, the reality is the service driver pumping 5000LL. 3.Thanks for telling us where this is so we aren't seen there, ever.

Hot and Cold

Are you conflicted? Can't decide if it's winter or summer? You could get sick letting your stomach get cold, or so they say.

Mission Impossible

Paris in a snowglobe, possible, yes. Dubai in a snowglobe, impossible. Do you have a sandglobe by chance?

What's next? The "Dubai is Cool" Campaign?

True Confessions

Olive Oyl, I love you, signed Popeye

P.S.- I got a little thing on the side with Spinach....

A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!

Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?

If not...

the store had some other ones...

that did.

If You're Happy and You Know It

Save the smile for "After"

Take a Deep Breathe

And book a room.

Hold My Place

Until summer swimwear returns...

let's just call it ...

Passionwear