Dance Lessons

                              ………….for your derriere.

Brigade de Cuisine

                          Esta cocina es caliente!

Horizontal Rules

Unmarried couples aren’t welcome in Lebanon’s hotels but that doesn’t mean you can canoodle in the dress shop. Please, get your shoes off the bed…..and keep your hands where we can see them.

Plain Brown Wrapper

Just as Playboy Magazine is hidden from view with a plain brown wrapper, Aishti (go to aishti > women > winter looks) has followed in the Playboy tradition. No porn here, just advertising “art”.

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                         Beirut Drive-by's new Youtube channel!

Beirut Lebanon

                                 67 years……and counting.

A Fistful Of Dollars

He’s clutching the key to the Bentley, smoking his Cuban cigar while making plans on his Bluetooth with pen in hand. It’s all part of the plan to make him look real important and very rich. Be impressed, be very impressed.

Distress Signal

 
Your tresses are in distress! Don’t worry, this is Beirut, we’ll get a hairdresser to your home as soon as possible. Do you have electricity?

Grow Up….Never!

 
“Never Stop Playing”…… dollhouses and fingerpaints…model cars and monopoly….. Don’t put your toys away just yet…. Keep Dreaming!

The Art Of War

“If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.”
Sun Tzu

"The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand."      Sun Tzu

"Never enter battle without some kickass tires."  Yokohama

Tropical Paradise

Take the autostradt towards Jounieh, take the turn towards Jeita/ Ajaltoun. Continue on this road until you begin to see a tropical rainforest........ Exactly.

Sitting Ducks

        Did El Rancho create a swamp and set up some duck decoys?

Shock And Awe

For the mother of all battles, invoke the Powell Doctine of overwhelming force. Blast those little birdies to smithereens!

Always Be Prepared

Keep your powder dry….locked and loaded….eXpect the uneXpected and then………. shoot them.

War Games

                            Ready …Aim….Play

Blue Jean Baby

She has a secret obsession with denim but keeps it on the down low.

The One, The Only

Roger Feghali, eight time winner of Rallye Du Liban. Some Lebanese dream of being such a race car driver and often practice their mad skills on public roads. Rumor has it that the ISF will begin using radar detectors and cameras to catch speeders. So you’ll need to slow down while zooming around other cars at least for a while, unless of course you happen to know someone.

Run To You

When the going gets tough… these young men and women run to you. Good luck to the Red Cross and all of the groups and runners in today’s Beirut Marathon! 

Extended Play

               6 hours of advertisements from around the world!

Missing In Action

 
Be on the lookout for the lower half of an Ugg-style purple boot.

Laundry Guide

A new washer and dryer would be great but children should continue to be line dried.

Spare Parts

There’s no replacement for your head. Wear a helmet and when you’re in your car, think about wearing your seatbelt. If you take the kids somewhere, let them sit down and wear their seatbelt too. It’s not safe to let them stick there heads out of the window on the autostradt. Teta holding the new baby is so sweet except when she’s holding the baby in the front seat of the car, consider an infant carseat… and a seatbelt for teta too.

Long And Winding Road

                                “Happy Jearny”
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