Bigfoot Sighting

This little piggy went to........ Nautica..

{*FYI...No Shirt...No Shoes...No Service}

Wishful Thinking

Where do you keep the lamps with the Maserati Genie? or the Porshe Genie? 

Ferrari?..... Lamborghini? ......BMW? ........Mercedes?..........Audi?

A Study In Contrasts

Shiny, sexy, slinky, sparkly......dingy, rusty, clunky

The Way You Move

Did Oompa-Loompas move these boxes?

Yo Mama

 

For Father's Day....let's hope they don't mention facial hair...

 

Deal or No Deal?

US donates Dodge Chargers and Military Equipment to ISF and LAF

(Export Sales of Washington State Apples and Cranberries up 1200% )

Analyze This

   "Sometimes a Cigar is just a Cigar" ....Sigmund Freud

Happy Valentine's Day!

All you need is love ......

and something pretty in a nice gold setting!

Express Yourself

"Just the three of us"

"Have you been a good boy?"

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

Gift wrapped viagara?

A User's Manual?

Bringing Sexy Back!

Forget about Valentine's Day....

This is all about Valentine's Night!

If You Could Read My Mind

  You would know not to give a necklace inspired by a

 Barrel Of Monkeys

10 Feet Tall and Bulletproof

Is that a  Flak Jacket?

Equitable Distribution

What's yours is mine.......and what's mine is mine...... Fair Enough?

Raise The Roof

Raise the Roof ...Have a Party

Raise the Roof ....Make some Money
http://beirutdriveby.blogspot.com/2009/09/evolution-of-signs-part-i.html

Law Of Attraction

I love the Jag dealership....great people.. (Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

The sales staff at Aishti are incredible.....unbelievable service....(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

Wow...even the valet team is wonderful to me....they washed my car!!...(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

This lovely lady....so sweet...so genuine....and beautiful!!...(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)

It's really all about relationships and caring for others.....(Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger)...uh

 

Start Your Engines!

      March is almost here!

      http://www.plus961.com/2009/03/18/k-lynn-lingerie-winter-fashion-show-2009/

Beyrouth Liban Caricature

Oh Damn! You aren't kidding!

Message In A Bottle

 Which came first? The bottle or the story?

         If the story doesn't go well, can we get a free replacement?

 

Does Ksara make baby bottles?

Red Roses For A Blue Lady

He wants to...She wants to...he's broke...her parents hate him......

She dreams of him...he doesn't know her name...

He says he'll be back for her...when he gets settled....

She says  it didn't mean anything to her....she was just sad....

The phone didn't ring...no misscall......no sms...nothing.....

He has it all....except my heart....how can I see you?

Thanks for the hopeless reminders....Can we just go back to roses tied with a nice ribbon?