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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Reality Check

If your choices are chilling at the mall or drinking, you are most likely under 25 years old.
You are most likely male and you are most likely living at home as you earn only enough to pay your cell phone and go chill at the mall for fun with your buddies. The little blanket isn't going to give you any more options. Your mom won't appreciate you "heating things up" under your little blanket.

1 comment:

  1. ahahah
    nice one, however i believe that the mum has nothing to do with what's happening under your blanket; but she insist, she should be supportive to such so so natural acts of a teenager.