In A Perfect World

Passengers would wear seatbelts…roads would have nice shoulders….and a nice yellow reflective stripe to mark that shoulder….and a big solid white stripe down the center of that road telling you not to pass because there’s a curve ahead. There would be no potholes and you could put your head out of the window and no bugs would get in your teeth…. and banks wouldn’t have to remind you about the speed limit that nobody seems to have ever noticed.